Bumper Stickers

I think I need bumper stickers that match my moods. You can put the stickers on magnets so they easily come off your car. If I had a bumper sticker for my moods, then I could warn drivers that I might be feeling the urge to shoot them, bump them off the road, sing out loud with no malicious intent or drive slow and admire the scenery.

One of my pet peeves is when people tailgate me. I HATE it because I was rear-ended by a very large Chevy going about 45 mph. I was completely stopped waiting for a car to turn out of my lane. I was in a pretty noticeable white Dodge and the girl in the Impala (huge boat of a car) never saw me! The collision totaled my car and has caused permanent neck issues. For some reason unknown to me (ha ha - that is sarcasm), they do it less when I am in my big ass Expedition. When I am in my fire red mustang, they feel the need to drive up underneath my exhaust pipes. Let me just say that I drive fast - like 7 (on a slow day) to 15 over the speed limit with several speeding tickets to prove my prowess. I do not hang out in the left lane unless I am passing someone.

Maybe I could be on to something that would reduce road rage....if everyone put on mood bumper stickers. Oh wait, in this technologically advanced era, all we need is an electronic board on the bumper that you can control from inside the car with pre-set bumper sticker options. New business perhaps? Ha ha.